If.......
If you can keep your girl when all about you
Are wanting and keep calling her for a date;
If you can keep her wondering, hoping, fearing,
Yet happy even though she has to wait;
If you can flirt with other girls, yet not too often,
And being caught, can pass it off as fun;
If you can do all this, yet keep your virtue,
You'll surely be a girls' man, my son.